Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A Going Green PSA

I've got a little stats program that I use with my blog. It tells me how many hits I get each day, what link people came from and keywords used to find my blog. I like reading through those search terms because sometimes you'll find something funny.

My personal favorite was a google search someone once did with the following keywords:

My teeth are going green

Yesterday, however, someone, somewhere, typed in the following search:

red sores mainly on front of body get scabs something in scab

Um, yeah. Dude, if you are still out there surfing the net and whatnot - you might want to think about calling your doctor. Because that can't possibly be good.

7 comments:

just ducky said...

Share with me! Not the scabs...but how you get those stats! I don't investigate that fancy blog schtuff--I spend my whole day working at a computer so by the evening...if it ain't easy, it ain't happening...

I wanna play too! I wanna know the bizarro things people type to find me...

Burbanmom said...

www.statcounter.com

:-)

Angela Luce said...

My first reaction was to wonder what part of your blog contains anything to do with red sores and scabs...

Burbanmom said...

I blame Dad's stories.... ;-)

Crunchy Chicken said...

Crap. That was me. I was really surprised when your blog showed up in the search results for the sores.

Do you have any suggestions? Probably something with baking soda? No salt, I hope. Ouch.

Burbanmom said...

Crunch... I would try using your Diva Cup as a mini-plunger to suck the "something in scab" out.

Be sure to report back. Would love to know how your festering wounds are doing!

cheers!

Heather said...

*vomits*
*laughs heartily*
*vomits again*