Tuesday, January 22, 2008

For Beth and Leslie....

Here's your "extra slutty olive oil"

This makes a lot more sense if you've read my "Recreational Sex" post and all the comments! ;-)


Anonymous said...

Oh my god, this blog is deteriorating by the minute! But thanks. You may have saved my sex life. Or at least my sense of humor. This rocks at 4am.


leslie said...

I said "extra virgin", not extra slutty. There is NO way I'm letting her get near my husband's salad... :)

Burbanmom said...


Welcome back to the mainland! Thought you might get a kick out of that picture :-) And yes, things have definitely gone downhill here while you were away ;-)

.... so many other funny, nasty thoughts... but you know me, I hate to offend!


I think only uptight folks like Rachel Ray uses the EVOO.... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Eek! Rachel Ray is the antichrist.

leslie said...

I have difficulty when RR says EVOO, like we should all automatically know what she's talking about.
Olive oil, extra vigin, or just cheap and easy, is the greatest stuff as a moisturizer. I like it for chapped lips, too.

Anonymous said...

I just found this on the University of Iowa web site:

"Dryness and irritation during intercourse may be helped by using a lubricant. Use a small amount of a pure vegetable oil (solid, liquid, or extra virgin olive oil). These oils contain no chemicals to irritate vulvar/vaginal skin. Vegetable oils will rinse away with water and will not increase your chances of infection. Over-the-counter water-based lubricants tend to dry out before intercourse is over and may also contain chemicals that can irritate your vulvar skin. It may be helpful to use a non-lubricated, non-spermicidal condom, and use vegetable oil as the lubricant. This will help keep the semen off the skin which can decrease burning and irritation after intercourse."

Here's the link:


We may have to try this when our Liquid Silk finally runs out. I think Fake Plastic Fish is going to get a bit racy.

Burbanmom said...

You go girl! You could change your name to Fake PlaXXXtic Fish!

leslie said...