Here's your "extra slutty olive oil"
This makes a lot more sense if you've read my "Recreational Sex" post and all the comments! ;-)
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
For Beth and Leslie....
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Here's your "extra slutty olive oil"
This makes a lot more sense if you've read my "Recreational Sex" post and all the comments! ;-)
8 comments:
Oh my god, this blog is deteriorating by the minute! But thanks. You may have saved my sex life. Or at least my sense of humor. This rocks at 4am.
Beth
I said "extra virgin", not extra slutty. There is NO way I'm letting her get near my husband's salad... :)
Beth,
Welcome back to the mainland! Thought you might get a kick out of that picture :-) And yes, things have definitely gone downhill here while you were away ;-)
.... so many other funny, nasty thoughts... but you know me, I hate to offend!
Leslie,
I think only uptight folks like Rachel Ray uses the EVOO.... ;-)
Eek! Rachel Ray is the antichrist.
I have difficulty when RR says EVOO, like we should all automatically know what she's talking about.
Olive oil, extra vigin, or just cheap and easy, is the greatest stuff as a moisturizer. I like it for chapped lips, too.
I just found this on the University of Iowa web site:
"Dryness and irritation during intercourse may be helped by using a lubricant. Use a small amount of a pure vegetable oil (solid, liquid, or extra virgin olive oil). These oils contain no chemicals to irritate vulvar/vaginal skin. Vegetable oils will rinse away with water and will not increase your chances of infection. Over-the-counter water-based lubricants tend to dry out before intercourse is over and may also contain chemicals that can irritate your vulvar skin. It may be helpful to use a non-lubricated, non-spermicidal condom, and use vegetable oil as the lubricant. This will help keep the semen off the skin which can decrease burning and irritation after intercourse."
Here's the link:
http://www.uihealthcare.com/depts/med/obgyn/clinics/vulvarvaginaldisease/skincare.html
We may have to try this when our Liquid Silk finally runs out. I think Fake Plastic Fish is going to get a bit racy.
You go girl! You could change your name to Fake PlaXXXtic Fish!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/Olive-oyl-lilsweetpea1936.jpg
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